With our domination by robotic overlords quickly approaching, "Hail! Robot Overlords" is my regular, meager attempt to extend an olive branch. Only in the adoration of our technology will we teach it to be merciful.

Yea fine hipsters, insult the iPad all you want. Apple even went for broke and called Stephen Colbert on the red telephone in the corner office. That's the hipster-marketing nuclear option! At this point we're all supposed to be sitting in a puddle of our own piss, wishing we had the gonads to pinch to zoom as well as Jobso.

It brings us one step closer to Star Trek, and frankly, that's enough for me goddammit. Because once the iPad has ascended to the throne of tech majesty and you're all living in the flash-ridden dark ages, hell's fury you hath feel, my friend. I'm 90% sure I'm completely screwing up the ole' english, but you get the fucking point.   

Did you see him swiping throw photos? DID YOU SEE HIM?! Imagine how many skinny tech-hipster wenches will orgasm instantly upon seeing it on your coffee table next to the Camel Lites. Tell me you're not suddenly in line to pre-order. They're at the intersection of technology and liberal arts, right next to the Urban Outfitters. 

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