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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:59:11 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/"><rss:title>blog</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-12T09:59:12Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/11/its-a-wonderful-life.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/9/my-soul-died-with-michael-no-3-zombi-v-shark-v-topless-scuba.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/8/back-in-87-televisions-sci-fi-stepchild-boldly-went-there.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/8/smith-corona-typewriter-has-abandonment-issues-survives-with.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/3/no-one-is-more-saddened-by-the-sigur-ros-breakup-than-this-f.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/3/hail-robot-overlords-no-6-insult-ye-master-worsen-ye-hell-ip.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/27/vacant-and-gutted-bostons-highest-office-space-listlessly-wa.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/25/edward-sharpe-the-magnetic-zeros-are-going-to-coachella-are.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/21/theres-hope-and-then-theres-black-hoodie-rap.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/6/for-your-quiet-icescapes-jeff-buckleys-hallelujah.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/11/its-a-wonderful-life.html"><rss:title>It's a Wonderful Life</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/11/its-a-wonderful-life.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-11T20:06:14Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Mark Linkous Radiohead Ramblings Sparklehorse Virginia yellow birds</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/post-images/sparklehorsestrip.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268338156878" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Earlier this week Mark Linkous, better known by his performance moniker Sparklehorse, stood in an alleyway and shot himself in the chest. A craftsman of indie-Americana, the 47-year old Virginian musician left behind his wife Teresa and four complete studio albums.</p>
<p>His music was hauntingly delicate, robust overtures of lo-fi crackle and pop. Singing with pulpy earnestness, Sparklehorse felt as melancholy as the last day of summer camp, an idyllic crunch between wafers of drugs, booze and happenstance. Linkous was the band's only permanent member, a multi-instrumentalist that marinated each measure with enigmatic personality, but without the usual weighty despondence.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/9/my-soul-died-with-michael-no-3-zombi-v-shark-v-topless-scuba.html"><rss:title>My Soul Died with Michael No. 3: Zombi v. Shark v. Topless Scuba Diver</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/9/my-soul-died-with-michael-no-3-zombi-v-shark-v-topless-scuba.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T02:40:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject>My Soul Died with Michael italy movie recommendation sharks survival zombies</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/post-images/zombibanner.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268190254588" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Now that "Smooth Criminal" has stopped playing in every bar in America at least once per week, I'm left to find solace in carnal violence. Something about the screeching of fingernails against the cold steel of a harpoon gun puts me right back; to before the hierarchy collapsed and the king ascended to his private theme park and petting zoo in the heavens.</p>
<p>Michael adored fauna, to be sure, but without his care and guidance the world's animals are little more than flesh-hungry demons, ready to rip your grandparents into kibbles and feed your toes, individually and without condiments, to a scrawking nest of young. Even as you read this their horde builds in number beneath your windows, burrowing deep into the foundation of your home and the cockles of your witless heart.</p>
<p>It's as if they've all been robbed of their very purpose. Lost and ravenous, the beasts' only objective is destruction. But I have trained for this day. For detailed instructions on how to handle a listless horde, one needn't look further than zombie horror.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/8/back-in-87-televisions-sci-fi-stepchild-boldly-went-there.html"><rss:title>Back in '87, Television's Sci-Fi Stepchild Boldly Went There</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/3/8/back-in-87-televisions-sci-fi-stepchild-boldly-went-there.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-09T00:18:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Mutumbo Ramblings differences race star trek zeitgeist</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a child of a '90s, I can remember the last hold outs, standing in bumptious defiance to the gender-and-race neutrality gestapo. Power Rangers depended on racial stereotyping so that even the slow kids could identify characters. Zack the black ranger liked to take his boom box to the park and practice break dancing. Kimberly the pink ranger was always too busy cheer leading to hang out with yellow ranger Trini Kwan, a master of praying mantis kung fu. Then there was Tommy, the long-haired teen with bushels of dope in his locker, driven to evil as the green ranger before repenting and dying his whole getup white.</p>
<p>Public television, on the other hand, spent every last breath insisting that each and every kid was special, intoxicating young minds with a bloated entitlement complex, so that when they came of age and the global economy lay burning before them, they could point stoically and swear, "You bastard, you said it wouldn't be this way. You told me I was <strong>special</strong>."</p>
<p>Thankfully we've come a long way in how we regard race and entitlement in this country, and our television has mostly followed suit. So much so that a rerun of Star Trek, television's harbinger of our uniformed, proto-chromatic future, seemed wildly offensive.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/8/smith-corona-typewriter-has-abandonment-issues-survives-with.html"><rss:title>Smith Corona typewriter has abandonment issues, survives with poltergeistian wrath</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/8/smith-corona-typewriter-has-abandonment-issues-survives-with.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-08T18:57:50Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Features Smith Corona engineers poltergeist sea otters typewriter</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h5 style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 12px;"><img style="width: 565px;" src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/post-images/banner.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265655926855" alt="" /></span></h5>
<p>There's something about the clacking that's carnally satisfying. Each letter pops into existence still unblemished and spatting with editorial afterbirth. Suddenly it has to live up to your&nbsp;expectations, you've already wasted the ink. It's too painful to take back such omnipotent spew, so you're left unrestrained by concerns for spelling or conventions.&nbsp;</p>
<p>This particular dusty concluder was built in the image of Baal, lord of fertility and destruction, by Smith Corona sometime just before owning one made no sense. Whichever era of wunderkin managed to put white out and black ink on the same typewriter ribbon must have also acted like such delinquent, counter-culture potheads as to drive their parents, American employees of Smith Corona, into such madness they denied the existence of the number 1. The closet this typewriter gets is l- as in "liquidation."</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/3/no-one-is-more-saddened-by-the-sigur-ros-breakup-than-this-f.html"><rss:title>No one is more saddened by the sigur ros breakup than this family</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/3/no-one-is-more-saddened-by-the-sigur-ros-breakup-than-this-f.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-04T04:09:49Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Iceland Ramblings Sigur Ros ambient home videos old photographs women from Denver</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 560px;" src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/post-images/top.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265262951537" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>One of my favorite bands, Icelandic ambient quartet Sigur Ros, appear to have split. The band&nbsp;has <a href="http://www.sigur-ros.co.uk/news/">described it</a> as "taking it easy" and cited falsetto Jonsi Birgission's solo project as the reason for the hiatus. But after <a href="http://www.spinner.com/">a scrapped record</a>&nbsp;and growing creative disparity amongst the band's members, it sounds more like a breakup.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Senior year of high school I saw them play Benaroya Hall in Seattle. Their sweepingly-involving instrumentation mixed with some pretty stellar (if&nbsp;shoddily&nbsp;photographed) <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickamendez/sets/72157610897706851/">visual imagery</a>. I remember, there was a woman sitting a few seats down, tan and in her late 40s, telling us about their show in Denver. She had followed them west into California and up the Pacific coast. It was that sort of transformative experience.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/3/hail-robot-overlords-no-6-insult-ye-master-worsen-ye-hell-ip.html"><rss:title>Hail Robot Overlords No. 6: Insult Ye Master, Worsen Ye Hell (iPad Worship)</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/2/3/hail-robot-overlords-no-6-insult-ye-master-worsen-ye-hell-ip.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-04T02:17:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Dewey Hail! Robot Overlords Jim Cramer Jobso JooJoo Wii tehehehe black people</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h5 style="text-align: center;"><strong><span>With our domination by robotic overlords quickly approaching, "Hail! Robot Overlords" is my regular, meager attempt to extend an olive branch. Only in the adoration of our technology will we teach it to be merciful.</span></strong></h5>
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<p><strong><span><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 580px;" src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/post-images/ipadbanner.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265251188539" alt="" /></span></span></span></strong></p>
<p>Yea fine hipsters, <a href="http://jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-best-period+related-ipad-jokes">insult</a> the iPad all you want. Apple even went for broke and <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/31/stephen-colbert-has-an-ipad/">called Stephen Colbert</a> on the red telephone in the corner office. That's the hipster-marketing nuclear option! At this point we're all supposed to be sitting in a puddle of our own piss, wishing we had the gonads to pinch to zoom as well as Jobso.</p>
<p>It brings us one step closer to <a href="http://kotaku.com/5458481/six-padds-i-would-actually-buy/gallery/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+kotaku/full+(Kotaku)">Star Trek</a>, and frankly, that's enough for me goddammit. Because once the iPad has ascended to the throne of tech&nbsp;majesty and you're all living in the flash-ridden dark ages, hell's fury you hath feel, my friend. I'm 90% sure I'm completely screwing up the ole' english, but you get the fucking point.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
<p>Did you see him swiping throw photos? <a href="http://www.apple.com/quicktime/qtv/specialevent0110/">DID YOU SEE HIM?!</a> Imagine how many skinny tech-hipster wenches will orgasm instantly upon seeing it on your coffee table next to the Camel Lites. Tell me you're not suddenly in line to pre-order. They're at the <a href="http://twitter.com/nickmendez/status/8291450429">intersection</a> of technology and liberal arts, right next to the <a href="http://www.lemmingtrail.com/mb/217512/">Urban Outfitters</a>.&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/27/vacant-and-gutted-bostons-highest-office-space-listlessly-wa.html"><rss:title>vacant and gutted, boston's highest office space listlessly watches over massachusetts bay</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/27/vacant-and-gutted-bostons-highest-office-space-listlessly-wa.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-28T03:33:33Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Features great views real estate the New Hampshire state line those electric ladies</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The John Hancock Tower is the tallest in all of New England, an austere 60-story behemoth of solid glass. It dwarfs next door Trinity Church, made more shadowy and ominous by its proximity to the Hancock, its method to the heavens symbolically deemed obsolete.</p>
<p>Pride and all, the Hancock's been rejected by its&nbsp;architect, <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,910824,00.html">shed its skin</a> all over the taxpayers and made them <a href="http://www.pulitzer.org/archives/5826">vomit</a>. The top floor observation desk was closed after September 11th, and remains closed citing safety concerns. Worries cast aside for catered, <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2227237/">private functions</a>.</p>
<p>Plenty of business still gets done inside the Hancock, but its not immune to a bad market. Many of the upper floors are silent, gutted and resting. The office space is meticulously clean and polished, like new cars in a showroom. Pump masquerading as elegance, or maybe the reverse.</p>
<p><span class="thumbnail-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fpost-images%2F070.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1264665779024',641,966);"><img style="width: 148px;" src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/thumbnails/5227069-5538645-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1264665927416" alt="" /></a></span></span><span class="thumbnail-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fpost-images%2F021%201.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1264664096587',655,986);"><img style="width: 148px;" src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/thumbnails/5227069-5538439-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1264665920866" alt="" /></a></span></span><span class="thumbnail-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><a href="javascript:showFullImage('/display/ShowImage?imageUrl=%2Fstorage%2Fpost-images%2F039.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1264665120390',417,986);"><img style="width: 232px;" src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/thumbnails/5227069-5538509-thumbnail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1264665942714" alt="" /></a></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/25/edward-sharpe-the-magnetic-zeros-are-going-to-coachella-are.html"><rss:title>Edward Sharpe &amp; the Magnetic Zeros are going to Coachella, are you? Are we?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/25/edward-sharpe-the-magnetic-zeros-are-going-to-coachella-are.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-26T04:06:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Apple stores Coachella Ima Robot Pitchfork Ramblings Young Folks road trips shootouts</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This weekend, my buddy <a href="http://twitter.com/lucasgrieser">Luke</a> out in San Francisco recommended I check out a track called "Home" from this summer's <em>Up From Below</em>, the debut of Ima Robot frontman Alex Ebert's ensemble project Edward Sharpe &amp; the Magnetic Zeros. I'm still only a few tracks deep on the album right now, but it has such a galant, 60s-pop playing during a bloody slow-motion shootout sort of vibe, that it's forcibly interesting.&nbsp;</p>
<p>"Home" opens with a whistle hook reminiscent of "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0">Young Folks</a>," the Peter Bjorn and John single that took over the radio, mall intercoms and WB programming in 2007. If you don't remember the track (you were born after 2007 or you live in a place without shit-tons of Apple stores), here's what Pitchfork thought of it:&nbsp;</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The song was ranked #5 on&nbsp;Pitchfork Media's "Top 100 Tracks of 2006"<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span>&nbsp;</span></span>list. Pitchfork reviewed the song on 19 July 2006, giving it three out of five stars.[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Folks">1</a>]</p>
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<p>Leave it to <a href="http://twitter.com/pitchforkmedia">Pitchfork</a> to hate on the popular stuff. It's a sharp track on an album <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Edward-Sharpe-The-Magnetic-Zeros/product-reviews/B002G6902U/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&amp;coliid=&amp;showViewpoints=1&amp;colid=&amp;sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending">these eighteen folks</a> really seem to like but <a href="http://twitter.com/rollingstone">Rolling Stone</a> called <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/album/28772705/review/28811821/up_from_below">"an art-college thesis."</a> Wherever your alliance may lay, there's an interesting unofficial music video of it on YouTube:&nbsp;</p>
<p><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/id4vnQE0ok4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/id4vnQE0ok4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/21/theres-hope-and-then-theres-black-hoodie-rap.html"><rss:title>There's Hope, and then there's Black Hoodie Rap</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/21/theres-hope-and-then-theres-black-hoodie-rap.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-21T22:09:04Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Features hip-hop jobless underclass music prosperity rap</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 550px;" src="http://www.takewitness.com/storage/post-images/bhrbanner.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1264188582369" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Like every youth movement before it, we're supposed to be the generation of <em>the change</em>, the folks who finally turn their backs on the self-indulgent practices that drove us into economic despair. Propped up behind another idealized politician, we're tasked to build something better for our children and theirs.&nbsp;It's the same sort of message that drove empires, just democratized and marketed to be consumable. &nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>For Rent,</em>&nbsp;the first record from hip-hop duo Black Hoodie Rap, emerged from the crowd of hope-tired, liberal youth late last year. It begs the question at the forefront of our minds as we all inch back towards the status quo: What about us?</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/6/for-your-quiet-icescapes-jeff-buckleys-hallelujah.html"><rss:title>For your quiet icescapes - Jeff Buckley's "Hallelujah"</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2010/1/6/for-your-quiet-icescapes-jeff-buckleys-hallelujah.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Nick Mendez</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-06T16:01:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Hallelujah Jeff Buckley Ramblings drowning guitar snow fall</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">The cold has settled in, the roads are icy and the snow is starting to turn grey. Boston shuts down <strong>early</strong>, some sort of ancient three-way arrangement between the bars, the transit authority and puritan settlers. The streets are whisper silent early one weekday morning, a light dusting paints over last weekend's vomit and spilled drink stains.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Put this song on your <a href="http://www.takewitness.com/blog/2009/12/26/hail-robot-overlords-no-5-zunehahahaahhh.html">iPod</a>&nbsp;for when the snow begins to fall heavy, and you're stuck waiting for the last bus home.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y8AWFf7EAc4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y8AWFf7EAc4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Jeff was born the son of musician Tim Buckley in Anaheim, CA in 1966. After a long stint gigging in Los Angeles, he found popularity playing covers in Manhattan clubs. He released his only studio album in August of 1994, titled <em>Grace</em>. Three years later, Buckley was waiting for his band to arrive in Memphis, TN, to lay down tracks for his second album, <em>My Sweetheart the Drunk</em>, when he drowned in the Wolf River.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">//<em>Grace</em> has gone on to sell more than <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Grace/dp/B00136JPB0/ref=sr_shvl_album_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1262795481&amp;sr=301-1">two million copies</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>